Day 1 — Your Best Friend
Day 2 — Your Crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your dreams
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend
Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
Day 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to
Day 12 — The person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain
Day 13 — Someone you wish could forgive you
Day 14 — Someone you’ve drifted away from
Day 15 — The person you miss the most
Day 16 — Someone that’s not in your state/country
Day 17 — Someone from your childhood
Day 18 — The person that you wish you could be
Day 19 — Someone that pesters your mind—good or bad
Day 20 — The one that broke your heart the hardest
Day 21 — Someone you judged by their first impression
Day 22 — Someone you want to give a second chance to
Day 23 — The last person you kissed
Day 24 — The person that gave you your favorite memory
Day 25 — The person you know that is going through the worst of times
Day 26 — The last person you made a pinky promise to
Day 27 — The friendliest person you knew for only one day
Day 28 — Someone that changed your life
Day 29 — The person that you want tell everything to, but too afraid to
Day 30 — Your reflection in the mirror
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Messages in a Bottle
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
APPEARANCE
[x] I am shorter than 5’4.
[x] I have small eyes
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I have/had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
[] I have big eyes.
SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I’m in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I’ve missed a week or more of school.
[] I’ve been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I’ve stolen something from my job.
[] I’ve been fired.
EMBARASSMENT
[] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[x] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[] I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I’ve had my pants rip in public.
HEALTH
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I’ve gotten stitches.
[] I’ve broken a bone.
[] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[] I’ve sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I’ve had chicken pox.
[] I have/had asthma.
TRAVELING
[] I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
[] I’ve been on a plane.
[] I’ve been to Canada.
[] I’ve been to Mexico.
[] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[] I’ve been to Japan.
[] I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I’ve been to Europe.
[] I’ve been to Africa.
EXPERIENCES
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I’ve been to a casino.
[] I’ve been skydiving.
[] I’ve gone skinny dipping.
[] I’ve played spin the bottle.
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I’ve crashed a car.
[x] I’ve been Skiing
[x] I’ve been in a play.
[x] I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I’ve played chicken.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I’ve eaten Sushi.
[x] I’ve been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS
[] I’m single.
[x] I’m in a relationship.
[] I’m engaged.
[] I’m married.
[] I’ve gone on a blind date.
[] I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I’ve cheated in a relationship.
[] I’ve gotten divorced.
[] I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[] I’ve told someone I loved them and didn’t get a clear response.
[x] I’ve felt rejected even if I wasn’t.
[x] I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
[] I’ve loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
HONESTY
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[] I’ve snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[x] I’ve cheated on a test.
[] I’ve been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES
[x] I’ve consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I can’t swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I’m depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I have been diagnosed with anorexia or bulimia.
[x] I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
[] I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
[] I’m addicted to self harm.
[x] I’ve woken up crying.
DEATH
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[] I’ve seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
MATERIALISM
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
RANDOM
[] I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[x] I don’t kill bugs.
[] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[] I curse regularly.
[] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I obsess over grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat.
[] I love Spam.
[] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[] I can cook.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, red, black, or blue.
[] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I leave my aim on a lot, even when I’m not there.
[] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a roach in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[] I play video games.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[x] I’m good at remembering names
[] I’m good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Hookah Turka
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student : Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to
God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who
are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
대개의 사람들은 누군가 아플때 도와주려 하지.
하지만 신은 그러지 않았네. 이런데도 신이 선한가? 음?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again,
young fella. Is God good?
신은 선한가?
Student :Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God...
(하나님은 루시퍼라는 천사를 만드셨다,
후에 타락하여 사탄이 된...)
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
그리고 신은 모든것을 만들었지. 맞는가?
Student : Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
추악한 것들이 존재하지, 그렇지?
Student :Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify
and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
사용한다고 하지. 그렇다면 대답해보게 젊은이,
신을 본적이 있는가?
Student : No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No , sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God,
smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory
perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable,
demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
신이 없다고 말하네. 자네는 이것을 어떻게 생각하는가?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,
superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold.
We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat,
but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold.
Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat.
We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat,
sir, just the absence of it.
아니면 아주 적은 열이나 열의 부재는 있을수 있습니다.
하지만 차가움이란 것은 없지요.
영하 273도의 열의 부재 상태로 만들수는 있지만
그 이하로 만들 수는 없지요.
차가움이란 것이 없기 때문입니다.
차가움이란 단어는 단지 열의 부재를 나타낼 뿐이지
그것을 계량할 수는 없지요.
열은 에너지이지만, 차가움은 열의 반대가 아닙니다 교수님.
그저 열의 부재일 뿐이지요.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor?
Is there such a thing as darkness?
어둠이란 것이 존재하나요?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light....But if you have no light constantly,
you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it?
In reality, darkness isn't.
If it were you would be able to make darkness darker,
wouldn't you?
어둠 역시 무엇인가 부재하기 때문에 생기지요.
아주 적은 빛, 보통 빛, 밝은 빛, 눈부신 빛이 존재할 수는 있습니다.
부르는 겁니다. 그렇지 않습니까?
실제로 어둠이란 것은 없지요. 만약 있다면
어둠을 더 어둡게 만들수 있겠지요, 그렇수 있나요?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
내리시고 있다는 겁니다.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.
You argue there is life and then there is death,
a good God and a bad God.
You are viewing the concept of God as something finite,
something we can measure.
학생: 교수님, 교수님은 이분법적인 오류를 범하고 계십니다.
생명이 있으면 죽음이 있고, 선한 신이 있으면 악한 신이 있다는
논지이지요. 교수님은 하니님을 유한한,
우리가 측정 가능한 분이라 보고 계십니다.
Sir, science can't even explain a thought.
It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen,
much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of
the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.
Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
완벽히 이해할 수 없는건 물론이구요.
죽음을 생명의 반대로 보는건 죽음이란 것이
실재로 존재하지 않는다는 것에 무지해서 그런겁니다.
죽음은 생명의 반대가 아니라 당지 생명의 부재일 뿐이지요.
교수님은 사람이 원숭이에서 진화했다고 가르치십니까?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,
yes, of course, I do.
with your own eyes, sir?
교수님?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile,
beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed
the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove
that this process is an on-going endeavour,
are you not teaching your opinion, sir?
Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class
who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard
the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?....
.No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the established rules of empirical, testable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,
sir. With all due respect, sir,
how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room is silent.
The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
냄새맡은 적이 있는분 계십니까?
아무도 그런적이 없는것 같군요.
그러면 과학은 경험적이고 실증적인 논증으로
교수님의 뇌가 없다고 말하는군요.
그렇다면 교수님의 강의를 어떻게 신뢰할 수 있습니까?
(강의실은 고요했다. 교수는 심오한 표정으로 학생을 응시했다.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir..
The link between man & God is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
학생: 바로 그겁니다, 교수님.
하나님과 인간의 관계는 "믿음" 입니다.
그게 바로 모든것을 움직이고 생명있게 만드는 것이지요.
